Category: teh Funny

  • Party!

    I just wanted to get a couple of pics up from the costume party on Friday night, so this won’t really be a full post. I will talk about how The Dude, Walter, and The Karate Kid got hosed in the prize competition and will put more pics up as soon as I get them.…

  • The DCtm – Episode 1.01

    Jimmy was beginning to hate his newly appointed position. He was definitely the most qualified to fill it, but Jackson’s micro-management was getting in the way. It was begining to piss him off. The SQL server crashes and lack of space issues were just magnifying the pain. Max Enterprises seemed to specialize in server instability.…

  • The DCtm

    I got a tv show that I want to pitch to the execs at Fox – especially considering some of the goings-on in our data center today. I can see it now… Coming soon to Fox: From the creators of The Simple Life, American Idol, and Nanny 911 comes the all new, laugh out loud,…

  • You know what really grinds my gears?

    I rarely get road rage. I do however get pissed off, and yell, at retards who should have their drivers licenses taken away from them. Normally, driving conditions are bad enough in Phoenix (1 drop of rain = a 25mph to 45mph slowdown in traffic). But the rules change this time of year. Oh yeah…

  • Do you have bad credit? No credit? Bankruptcy?

    Yarsh Motors can get you into a new or used car, no matter what kind of credit you have! Ok, I really can’t help you out with your vehicular needs. And that sucks for Randall and, more recently, a coworker’s daughter. Wednesday, ‘Polly’ got into an accident in her car. She was driving down the…

  • The Redeeming Qualities of a song

    “Robert” really likes the Gwen Stefani song, Hollaback Girl. I think that the song sucks. It got me thinking to myself (and aloud), “What are the redeeming qualities of a song?” First, there must be music involved in the song somewhere. And I’m not talking ambient noise or arpeggios. Hollaback Girl has the arpeggios, played…

  • I knew I should have posted my weekend report sooner…

    I planned on posting a weekend update yesterday, but got caught up creating a flyer for the Phoenix Down show. And now that I am doing an update about my life, you’ll just have to trust me that I had planned what I am going to say before the **** (cow excrement – thanks Paul…