Category: WTF

  • Look! A White Elephant!!!

    Sorry I have been away for so long. Lots of stuff going on – some good, some not good – but I finally had some stuff that I really wanted to get onto my blog, and this is a quick and silly one. So, the company had a Christmas party this year and we were…

  • Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuun!!!!!

    It took a few views… The first time I watched it, I thought it was kinda funny. By the fifth time, I laughing hysterically. [tags]Dramatic Chipmunk[/tags]

  • Immature Geek Humor

    While at lunch today, we discussed how one of our clients actually understands what we do: why we may be more expensive than your typical web haus, but are ultimately better. The answer is because your average web design company knows little-to-nothing about backend development, whereas our expertise lies primarily in the backend of software…

  • Carry on, Wayward Son

    It’s been an interesting week. Since my last post has run its course, it’s time to move on. Let me catch you up. Last Tuesday, Guitar Hero 2 finally came out. I handily beat the medium difficulty, but the hard difficulty is already giving me some issues (not to mention Expert level). They definitely ramped…

  • Happy Birthday, Nate

    It is my buddy’s birthday today, and I decided to make him a little birthday wish via jpeg. Here is what I sent him: [tags]The Hoff, Gary Coleman, KITT, Birthday[/tags]

  • AVAST, ME MATEYS!!!!

    Aye, Talk Like a Pirate Day ’tis be upon us. And in case ye be wonderin’ if more Mr. Clean pics be in process, I’m currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request. [tags]Talk Like A Pirate Day[/tags]

  • Update 08.16.06

    I don’t have much on my mind right now. Actually, that’s not true – I have tons on my mind right now, but the limited ability to express such things in words at this time. So instead of just posting another “Mr Clean” photoshop, I figured I would kill a few birds with one post.…

  • Small World…

    Friday night was a lot of fun. Of course, it was also one of the most fucked up nights of my life… Disclaimer: This may be a long post Anne Short asked us (Randall, John, and I) to come out to see a friend’s band. John wasn’t able to make it, but Randy and I…

  • The DCtm – Episode 1.01

    Jimmy was beginning to hate his newly appointed position. He was definitely the most qualified to fill it, but Jackson’s micro-management was getting in the way. It was begining to piss him off. The SQL server crashes and lack of space issues were just magnifying the pain. Max Enterprises seemed to specialize in server instability.…

  • The DCtm

    I got a tv show that I want to pitch to the execs at Fox – especially considering some of the goings-on in our data center today. I can see it now… Coming soon to Fox: From the creators of The Simple Life, American Idol, and Nanny 911 comes the all new, laugh out loud,…